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Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Toby and Anton in Dialog

Joanna Goddard

My beloved boys — Anton, 10, and Toby, 13 – make me snicker 100 instances a day. Right here are some things they’ve busted out with not too long ago…

Toby, on a stroll: “Oh my god, I see a unadorned man!”
Anton: “Toby, that’s a model.”
Toby: “I do know, but it surely doesn’t have pants!”

Toby: “I’ll make you a deal. Each time somebody tells me I’ve a cavity, I get to change dentists. As a result of it’s annoying.”

Me, at Foot Locker: “Omg, the child sneakers are SO CUTE.”
Anton: “Yeah, however I don’t get why individuals need their child to look drippy. Like, is it that large of a flex?”

Toby, strolling house from the grocery retailer: “I can’t imagine mainly each band began within the ’60s.”
Me: “That was an excellent decade for music, however tons of bands began after that.”
Toby: “Mother, I can’t consider a SINGLE band that began after the ’60s.”

Anton, carrying a baseball cap: “Okay, I’m prepared for varsity.”
Me: “Are you carrying a hat so individuals don’t all ask about your new haircut?”
Anton: “Yeah, I’m doing a comfortable launch.”

Anton loves doing accents, particularly these in Dangerous Sisters and Derry Ladies.
Anton: “We should always go on a weekend journey someplace and faux we’re Irish.”
Me: “Yeah, however what about Toby? He positively wouldn’t conform to that.”
Anton: “He can simply be our American cousin.”

Hair stylist: “How would you like your hair minimize?”
Toby: “My mother desires it quick.”
Hair stylist, laughing: “So, you simply do no matter she desires?”
Toby, laughing: “Pleased mother, pleased life.”

What humorous issues have the youngsters in your life mentioned not too long ago? I’d love to listen to…

P.S. Extra youngsters in dialog, and how one can speak to youngsters about intercourse, consent, durations, and demise. Plus, three phrases that modified how I father or mother.

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